My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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