Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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