so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He did a backflip because drugs
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