My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...