Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.