apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.