Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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