So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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