I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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