She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.