you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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