Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
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come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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