Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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