the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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