"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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