the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
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