so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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