Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.