That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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