She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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