Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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