Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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