I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize