at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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