i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
where are you?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I have aggressive nipples.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.