I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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