Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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