I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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