Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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