guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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