If i come over, it means nothing
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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