i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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