i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
It was like getting head from an anaconda
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son