chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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