okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"