I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I need a beard to bite.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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