he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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