carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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The air was thick with penises
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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