talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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