is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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