OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
id be glad to
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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