seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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