Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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