My hair reeks of homosexuality.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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