That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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