I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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