ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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