Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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