Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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