glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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