I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I think I just sharted jello shots
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