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You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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